I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
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