How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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