"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
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Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
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You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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