It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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