it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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