I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
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Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
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I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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