A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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