its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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