Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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