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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
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