what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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