I got chris browned last night
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
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I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
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What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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