Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
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