Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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