belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
third nipple confirmed
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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