So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Randomize
