i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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