The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
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He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
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I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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