I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
Dignity is for republicans.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
Help. Why am I so naked?
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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