I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
His hands were made for my vagina.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
We have started to decorate penises.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
