he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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