And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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