do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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