don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
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No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
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These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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