Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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