Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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