So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
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This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
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"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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