Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
There are leaves in my underwear?
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