Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Shame is for Republicans.
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