I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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