don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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