Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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