i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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