I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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