I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
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sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
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nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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