I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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