She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
Randomize
