Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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