You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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