Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
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