I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
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We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
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I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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