Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
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this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
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i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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