WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
high people should be assigned attendants
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
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