Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
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And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
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Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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