i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
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We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
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It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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