I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
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