Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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