I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
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So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
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I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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