if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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