So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
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Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
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I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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