I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
Sext me about skeletons
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
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