worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
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It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
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i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
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