I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Let's paint friendship bongs
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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