What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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