ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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