R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
handjob tips. give me some.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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