I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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