we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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