How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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