Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
You've changed since you got that strap on
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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