how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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