i just identified you from a description of your pipe
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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