Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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